June 2012
“Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.”
—Benjamin Franklin (via paul4allseasons)
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it should be a requirement that before you buy a movie ticket for Ted you have to slam your dick in a car door
QUIXOTIC CAVALCADE: sillyunicorntime: bookstores and libraries should be like churches,... →
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bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
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I GET TO SEE KADY IN LESS THAN 40 HOURS!!!

“I’m a girl, I’m right about everything.”
—Kady Fortier
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.